4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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