My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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