I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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