How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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