I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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