Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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