Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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