The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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