So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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