his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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