On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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