I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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