Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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