I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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