hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You made out with two different species that night
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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