hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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