Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
