Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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