I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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