she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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