hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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