It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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