I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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