if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i just google imaged poop.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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