Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
