Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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