Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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