i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize