How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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