We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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