I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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