I just saw a hot homeless man
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm always down for nudity.
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