my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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