There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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