i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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