So drunk, too bad you don't want this
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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