Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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