Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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