Are we in a gay sports bar?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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