Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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