You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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