i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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