just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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