Me. At least after what I've been through.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
whose parrot is this?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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