Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Life is so much better after having sex.
it's like iHOP with fire
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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