You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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