I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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