Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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