i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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