i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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