he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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