I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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