True but thats because hes a fetus.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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