Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize